Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dear teacher in my building,

No, I'm not measuring waaaaaayyyyy ahead like you claim. I'm sorry you think I'm huge. I'm measuring right on time. I guess that just means you think I'm fat. Thanks. And to answer your second question; no, there is nothing wrong with me because I would perfer not to have a c-section.

And finally....

I know you didn't ask but...

No, I do not like you right now.

Crinkling my nose at you and thinking ornery thoughts,

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